Laughter, the Best Medicine

The story of Ah Singh and his Friends...

1. A Singh who is a sailor
>Karpal Singh
2. A Singh who attends a Chinese wedding party
>Yam Singh
3. A Singh who is digging a hole
>Manggali Singh
4. A Singh who likes to slap people
>Tau Ba Singh
5. A Singh who is a Gangster
>Sam Singh
6. A Singh who is lost
>Mis Singh
7. A Singh who is noisy
>Bis Singh
8. A Singh who likes herbs
>Gin Singh
9. A Singh who kills people
>Assas Singh
10. A Singh with one ball
>Balwant Singh (Ball One Singh)
11. A Singh with two balls
>Balan Singh (as in balancing)
12. A Singh with three balls
>AMAZING!!
13. A Singh who is swimming in an iced pool
>Kuldip Singh (Cool Deep Sink)
14. A Singh who likes to drink soyabean milk
>Yeoh Hup Singh
15. A Singh that owns a ship that sank
>No la, not Titanic Singh. He's Karam Singh
16. A Singh who was sacked from the national hockey team
>Relax Singh
17. A Singh who is lousy
>Owtar Singh
18. A Singh who likes roundabout
>Pus Singh
19. A Singh who is flying around on a broom
>Sou Pah Singh
20. A Singh who is a three-star general
>Sam Lap Singh (Cantonese)
21. If the Sikhs were to succeed in forming their own country, what will they call their currency?
>Mata Wang Ah Singh
22. Then, what do you call a Singh who likes to scold people?
>Tiew Nia Singh

This is just for laughs, and has strictly nothing to do with the living or the dead.

From my mailbox
16 Sept 2007