Think outside the box

An elderly lady went for breakfast at a restaurant where the "seniors' special" was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $1.99. "Sounds good, but I don't want the eggs”, said the lady.

"Then I'll have to charge you $2.99 because you're ordering a la carte," the waitress warned her.
"You mean I'd have to pay for not taking the eggs?"
"YES!!" stated the waitress.

"I'll take the special then’ the lady said. "How do you want your eggs?" the waitress asked.

"Raw and in the shell," the lady replied. She took the two eggs home

From the YMCA SCC website