Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Memory

by an ordinary granddaughter
of an extraordinary grandfather

It all started
with a phone call
From my father alone
and no other
With that one call
my whole world fall
I'll never see him again
My Grandfather

To him I write this
with all my heart
For he's my idol
my inspiration, my core
Throughout my childhood
he cycles to the mart
To buy me things
he knows I longed for

I missed him dearly
my heart torn to pieces
To not be there
when he needed me most
Now all that's remained
is reminiscence
Now all that's remained
is the memoir of a ghost

6th December 2007

If I were to have super powers...

If I were to have super powers, what would it be? Would it be the ability to fly, or maybe to be invisible, or perhaps, just perhaps the ability to read the mind of others?

I have long been intrigued by stories of people who possess the ability to levitate, to make things move with their minds, to know what the others are thinking just by looking into their eyes, or to control the movements of others with a doll and a piece of the person's hair. All these, the Gypsies, voodoo, witchcraft may exist somewhere in this world, but I have yet to come across any of such things. These are some of the super powers that I would like to have, but the one power that I would want most is the power to read people's mind.

You are now entering the deeper side of my mind, the side which I have never revealed to anyone. not even my parents nor my sister. I have always wanted to read the minds of people around me, for many reasons.

As a student, naturally, I would always look for ways to gain better grades. In fact, I sometimes would hope for the easy way out. The more I think about it, the more I wish I can read the teachers' minds. This way, I'll be able the know what questions will be coming out for the exams. What's more, if I can read the minds of others, I'll read the minds of students who are good in school subjects. So I will not have to study for exams. I can just count on other people to study and I'll simply read their answers directly from their minds and use them as my own.

Besides cheating in examinations, my mind reading power can also be used to gain immense wealth. When people use their passwords to gain access to their money in their bank accounts, I can steal the passwords just by reading their minds and take the money. Or maybe, when people use their credit cards to buy stuff online, I can extract their credit card's PIN from their minds and use the PIN to buy things online, too. Then I won't need to pay for the things I bought. Instead, all my expenses will be borne by the credit card owner.

Another way in which I can use my super power is to cheat in gambling, especially in casinos like those in Genting Highlands, Las Vegas and such. Remember the movie "The King Of Gamblers" by Stephen Chow? Ever since watching this movie, I've always wondered what sould it be like if I can read my opponent's mind and know what are his cards and thus play my cards to win. I'll also be able to adjust my bets accordingly to maximize my gains and to minimize the risk of losing my money.

Furthermore, if I have the power to read minds, the person whose mind I would really like to read is the boy whom I admire. Laugh all you want at this silly idea of mine, but I believe if you have this power, you will also do the same thing as I, whether you are a girl or a boy. I've constantly wondered what he is thinking, whether or not he realise that I exist, what he likes and so forth. If I know his favourites, his dislikes, his wants, his needs, then I'll be able to know my way to his heart and do things that pleases him.

These are some of the naughty things that I would like to do...if only I have the power to read people's mind. I guess after you read all these, you will definitely feel thankful that I am unable to read your mind. Otherwise, you can just imagine the things, the information that I'll be able to extricate from you. Right now, only you yourself know what you are thinking. So, you can just put your mind to rest.

Ideas by Nyon Yan Zheng
Written by Nyon Yan Ru
For an essay competition in Johor Matriculation College

Monday, April 13, 2009

Don't quit!!!

When things go wrong as they sometimes will,
When the load you are trudging seems all uphill,
When funds are low and debts are high,
And you want to smile but you had to sigh,
Rest if you must but don't quit.

Life is queer with its twist and turns,
As everyone of us sometimes learns,
And many a failure turns about,
When he might have won had he stuck it out,
Don't give up though the pace seems slow,
You may succeed with another blow.

Often the goal is nearer than,
It seems to a faint and struggling man,
Often the struggler had given up,
And he might have captured the victor's cup,
And he learned too late when the night slipped down,
How close he was to the golden crown.

Success is failure turned inside out,
The silver tent of the clouds of doubt,
It may be near when it seems afar,
So stick to the fight when you are hardest hit,
It is when things seem worst that you musn't quit.

Saturday, March 21, 2009

I Am Thankful

For the Wife
Who says it's hot dogs tonight,
Because she is home with me,
And not out with someone else.

For the Husband
Who is on the sofa being a couch potato,
Because he is home with me,
And not out at the bars.

For the Teenager
Who is complaining about doing dishes,
Because it means she is at home,
And not on the streets.

For the Taxes
I pay,
Because it means I employed.

For the Mess
To clean after a party,
Because it means I have been surrounded by friends.

For the Clothes
That fit a little too snug,
Because it means I have enough to eat.

For my Shadow
That watches me work,
Because it means I'm out in the sunshine.

For a Lawn that needs moving,
Windows that need cleaning,
And Gutters that need fixing,
Because it means I have a home.

For all the Complaining
I hear about the government,
Because it means we have freedom of speech.

For the Parking spot,
I find at the end of the parking lot,
Because it means I am capable of walking,
And I have been blessed with transportation.

For my huge Heating bill,
Because it means I am warm.

For the Lady behind me in church
Who sings off key,
Because it means I can hear.

For the pile of Laundry and Ironing,
Because it means I have clothes to wear.

For Weariness and Aching muscles
At the end of the day,
Because it means I have been capable of working hard.

For the Alarm that goes off
In the early morning hours,
Because it means I am alive.

And finally
For too much E-mail,
Because it means I have friends who are thinking of me.

Live well,
Laugh often,
& and; Love with all your heart!

From my mailbox
1st March 2009

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Definitions

CIGARETTE:

A pinch of tobacco

rolled in paper

with fire at one end

and a fool at the other!

LOVE AFFAIRS:

Something like Cricket

where One-Day Internationals

are more popular than

Five-Day Tests!

MARRIAGE:

It’s an agreement

wherein

a man loses his bachelor degree

and a woman gains her master

DIVORCE:

Future Tense

of Marriage

LECTURE:

An art of transmitting Information

from the notes of the lecturer

to the notes of students

without passing through the minds

of either

CONFERENCE:

The confusion of one man

multiplied by the

number present

COMPROMISE:

The art of dividing

a cake in such a way that

everybody believes

he got the biggest piece

TEARS:

The hydraulic force by which

masculine will power is

defeated by feminine water-power!

DICTIONARY:

A place where divorce comes

before marriage

CONFERENCE ROOM:

A place where everybody talks,

nobody listens

and everybody disagrees later on

ECSTASY:

A feeling when you feel

you are going to feel

a feeling

you have never felt before

CLASSIC:

A book

which people praise,

but never read

SMILE:

A curve

that can set

a lot of things straight!

OFFICE:

A place

where you can relax

after your strenuous

home life

YAWN:

The only time

when some married men

ever get to open

their mouth

ETC:

A sign

to make others believe

that you know

more than

you actually do

COMMITTEE:

Individuals

who can do

nothing individually

and sit to decide

that nothing can be done

together

EXPERIENCE:

The name

men give

to their

Mistakes

ATOM BOMB:

An invention

to bring an end

to all

inventions

PHILOSOPHER:

A fool

who torments himself

during life,

to be spoken of

when dead

DIPLOMAT:

A person

who tells you

to go to hell

in such a way

that you actually look forward

to the trip

OPPORTUNIST:

A person

who starts taking bath

if he

accidentally falls

into a river

OPTIMIST:

A person

who while falling

from EIFFEL TOWER

says in midway

“SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!”

PESSIMIST:

A person

who says that

O is the last letter

in ZERO,

Instead of the first letter

in OPPORTUNITY

MISER:

A person

who lives poor

so that

he can die RICH!

FATHER:

A banker

provided by

nature

CRIMINAL:

A guy

no different

from the other,

unless he gets caught

BOSS:

Someone

who is early

when you are late

and late

when you are early

POLITICIAN:

One who

shakes your hand

before elections

and your Confidence

Later

DOCTOR:

A person

who kills

your ills

by pills,

and kills you

by his bills!

Inspirational Quotes



If you want something you never had,

do something you have never done.

Don’t go the way life takes you,

take the life the way you go.

And remember you are born to live

and not living because you are born.



Sometimes, you just can’t take things back to the way they used to be,

no matter how you try,

regardless of how sorry you are.

Because in life,

there are no rewinds,

only plays, so,

play it right.



Don’t focus on what you lost

but what remains.

Don’t focus on the pain

but how the pain shaped you.

Don’t focus on the failure

but on the great lessons

the failure taught you..

Friday, February 6, 2009

A Friend...

A Friend... is a tissue when you can't stop crying

A Friend... is a shoulder when you feel like dying

A Friend... always listens when you have something to say

A Friend... is a week when you need a day

A Friend... is a crutch when you have a brokenheart

A Friend... is some glue when everything falls apart

A Friend... is a sun when the rain just won't stop

A Friend... is your mom when you run into a cop

A Friend... is a phone call when you can't leave your home

A Friend... is a hand when you feel all alone

A Friend... is a wing if you want to fly

A Friend... understands without knowing why

A Friend... is an ear for a secret to tell

A Friend... is an aspirin when your head hurts like hell

A Friend... is a love that can never let go

A Friend... is you, and i wanted you to know!!

I hope... A FRIENDSHIP between you 'n' me is forever more

From a very dear friend...who told me she got it from friendster.