Dad, when I was ...

Four years old: My daddy can do anything.
Five: My daddy knows a lot.
Six: My dad is smarter than yours.
Eight: My dad doesn't know exactly everything
10: In the old days when my dad was growing up, things were sure different.
12: Oh well, naturally. Father doesn't know anything about that. He is too old to remember his childhood.
14: Don't pay any attention to my father. He is so old-fashioned!
21: Him? My lord, he's hopelessly out-of-date.
25: Dad knows a little about it, but then he should because he has been around so long.
30: Maybe we should ask Dad what he thinks. After all, he's had a lot of experience.
35: I'm not doing a single thing until I talk to Dad.
40: I wonder how Dad would have handled it. He was so wise and had a world of experience.
50: I'd give anything to have Dad here now so I could talk this over with him. Too bad I didn't appreciate how smart he was. I could have learned a lot from him.

Taken from Starmag